memesbylaurenceOfSuburbia Should’ve went to law school buddyView original on lemmy.world247Comments19Reply
NNeatNit discuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replyIf I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?48Reply
mmarcos replylemmy.worldWith warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes. (And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children's movie.)36Reply
Stern lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies>wish for a billion doll hairs >Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars >trollface.webp23Reply
AAngryCommieKender lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard's College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don't recommend it, they're all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers12Reply
vvic_rattlehead replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.4Reply
AAngryCommieKender replylemmy.worldWell I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn't a Genie involved2Reply
WWolf314159 startrek.websiteI don't think that's going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie10Reply
PProprietary_Blend lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesFirst wish: give my wife twice what I wish for. Second wish: beat me half to death. Third wish: profit-2Reply
ccrazyslinkz replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyThat's from the Simpson's. Episode with the wife/husband swap.1Reply
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If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?
With warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes.
(And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children's movie.)
>wish for a billion doll hairs
>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars
>trollface.webp
And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha
Genies don't have buttholes
I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard's College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don't recommend it, they're all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers
I'm sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.
Well I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn't a Genie involved
I don't think that's going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie
But you can just wish for a lawyer!
Or just use the genie as a wish auditor
Hey, I like how you think!
Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8
First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.
Second wish: beat me half to death.
Third wish: profit
Double profit incoming
That's from the Simpson's. Episode with the wife/husband swap.
No you are