Spyke

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This infographic is inaccurate: the airport employee should be pictured struggling to pull the cart, not casually walking.

Also, it's orange, not red.

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sopuli.xyz

The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they'll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.

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fyzzlefryreply
retrolemmy.com

He's like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.

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Just to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?

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That should be McDonald's, not tacos on top. The taco is already on the bottom.

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aaaareply
piefed.world

Trump, faced with possible threat of assassination, was smuggled to a different plane by hiding in a catering cart

He left some of his closest advisors on the decoy plane

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He is so very tactful I can't imagine how he delivered the news.

Waves tiny hands "Some of you may have to die to ensure that I live..."

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In reality, he didn't tell them shit and they thought he was on the plane with them.

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D_C
sh.itjust.works

I know it's not supposed to be a realistic scale but I'm wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, 'thin'?

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Your screen isn't large enough for them to draw him proportionally.

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lemmy.world

i love how they just put a standing trump silhouette rotated 90degrees, and from now this is how he canonically sleeps.

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It’s a good thing they haven’t made missiles to sense oversized shitted-in diapers, or he’d have really been in trouble

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Are we pretending like he wouldn't have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?

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