Spyke

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The fucked-up porn I create has upwards of twenty five million views

I should put that on my next job application

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That's fair. Just joking based on your username, not actually judging!

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My shitty Patreon has like one supporting member and four followers, and I still feel more fulfilled in my work than I would gaining any amount of success working with AI.

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sh.itjust.works

Is that supporting member also a follower? It makes a statistaical significance.

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I'm pretty sure they are, but I also don't know how to check. I'm kinda new to this whole Patreon thing lol.

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Such as myself!

This entire profile is a fake person!

...or is it?

Aha, gotcha!

You see, by the power of AI, I have made you entirely unable to tell if I am fake, or just delusional!

Now who could put a price on that...?

Me, of course!

Whoever/Whatever I am! Pay me money now!

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fedia.io

Who is "we"? Isn't she just a single person?

Unless, of course, it's the Royal "we"

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The royal we is a thing corpos use pretty often.

They gaslight everyone, including themselves.

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piefed.social

I've been on LinkedIn since it started and I have less than 1K followers. It seems unlikely to get that many organically, unless you're someone famous in an industry. And I don't think she is. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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I've been on linkedin for an amount of time I am unaware of, and have a number of followers somewhere equal to or above zero, and don't know if a follower and a connection are the same thing. It went downhill for me when I got rid of my D&D stats.

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