Here's the Manual for ICE's Electric Shock Gloves
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Lol, of course the CEO is some Christian fundamentalist whack job. Wild country we live in. We really do get a front row ticket to the freak show.
I'm forever sickened by what the rich have done to the Christian faith, and how they've systematically and very intentionally destroyed literacy. (Not just of the Bible, either...)
They did so because "radical Christianity" used to be extremely antithetical to sociopathic capitalist ideals, so they hit it hard and early in this country's history.
If a majority of people who identified as "christian" actually behaved as such, we'd be in a vastly better timeline. Radical Christians would be making their communities resistant to ICE, famine, drouts, and whatever other stupid disasters we've been dealing with.
Developing non lethal protection is one thing, but implements to help the State to do what they've been doing? Disgusting. Beyond measure.
Christianity got coopted by the rich when the roman emperor converted, organizing the religion to their needs.
It's nothing new.
Fully immersive freak show
When are the shock collars for ice agents gonna be available?
I like how they don't work well through clothing or hair.
Since their less-lethal devices won't work, they'll have no choice but to just shoot anyone who gives them any lip while wearing clothing or having body hair.
Next up: Protesters must be nude and completely depillated.
I'll bring the non-conductive body lotion, then we can make all the incel customs enforcement agents jealous while we apply it to each other and eventually have an orgy.
Sounds like my kind of party
Is that so bad
Check and check.
Ah, the World Naked Bike Ride.
I think we can all agree that the best use for these is ice being idiots and shocking each other
Forgetting to take the gloves off when they take a piss
Stop zapping yourself! Stop zapping yourself!
Just pranks alone I know I couldn't be trusted with these, that's why I have a cattle prod
Please tell me someone can stuxnet these motherfuckers. I hope to god they're "SMART" gloves.
"Hey look, 'monkey grabs the peach'!"
alot of accidents are going to happen.
Oh yeah, get your water bottles ready folks!
Salt water
I wonder what would happen to their hands when hit with an EMP or a microwave emitter?
Or if they simply went to the bathroom with the gloves still on, and on.
I will laugh really hard at any ice agent who shocks his dick while trying to piss. Even if he dies. Especially if he dies.
I wonder if it works if you throw water on them
What happens if you hit a 3.7v l-ion battery with a blunt object?
unrelated, how many bones in the human wrist?
Probably nothing the first time
Seems like the vulnerable hit box on a boss to me.
ICE gon' be like:
This will go well.
I get access forbidden when looking into the manual.