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lemmy.world

Cruelty is they're goal.

I hope they get rained on and glitch out dead.

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sh.itjust.works

Quit hitting yourself childhood antics may soon become handy and vital for survival.

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What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?

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Seems there's a huge market in authoritarian sadists. Capitalists & fascists are creaming themselves on either side of it.

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Me when I was 14 and trying to save the world with shit I could buy on alibaba literally decades ago.

Turns out grappling hooks are really hard and the rocket skates only worked with solid fuel, which was slightly problematic from a use case perspective and I have no idea how I'm alive.

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pawb.social

Gonna be a fun time to wear conductive outer layers of clothing. I wonder how good these gloves' sort circuit protection is...

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Why am I laughing at this? Is it because reality has become so ridiculously like a dark graphic novel?

Now we’re going to get grope-shocked by idiots who probably shock themselves before they get their hands on us.

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ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks | Spyke