Wlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyWanderWisley 🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?View original on lemmy.world117Comments10Reply
fflamingo_pinyata replysopuli.xyz4Hide 4 repliesRelax, there's thousands of Lemmy users. We can't all be last. Which makes me wonder, what's the tiebreaker?6Reply
gon [he]Â replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesDoes frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.4Reply
ffrog replyfeddit.uk1Hide 1 replyRaises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.4Reply
OozingPositron replyfeddit.clBe right back, I'm about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.7Reply
OOldChicoAle lemmy.worldOh shit. I'm starting to enjoy the pillowtalk more than the sex. I cannot fall for this guy. Just say no!!6Reply
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Sitting comfortably at the bottom of the rankings
Relax, there's thousands of Lemmy users. We can't all be last. Which makes me wonder, what's the tiebreaker?
Masturbation
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Be right back, I'm about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Think I got you beat bud
I'm still waiting for them to introduce a KDR
Oh shit. I'm starting to enjoy the pillowtalk more than the sex. I cannot fall for this guy. Just say no!!
To The Game? Guess I lost.