Spyke

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sopuli.xyz

Relax, there's thousands of Lemmy users. We can't all be last. Which makes me wonder, what's the tiebreaker?

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gon [he]reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.

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frogreply
feddit.uk

Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.

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Be right back, I'm about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.

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Oh shit. I'm starting to enjoy the pillowtalk more than the sex. I cannot fall for this guy. Just say no!!

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You reached the end

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