TwistedTurtle sh.itjust.worksCan't compete with elf pussy. Beren didn't steal a Silmaril from the iron crown of Morgoth himself because of Lúthien's personality.18Reply
IIoughttamow fedia.io"I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground”9Reply
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Can't compete with elf pussy. Beren didn't steal a Silmaril from the iron crown of Morgoth himself because of Lúthien's personality.
Gimli: “He’s mine, toots.”
"I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground”
He fell...but not for you.