2 deaths in Michigan linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak as cases across the state exceed 11,000
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2026/08/03/2-deaths-in-michigan-linked-to-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-as-cases-across-the-state-rise-to-over-11000/Open linkView original on piefed.ca
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Trumperrhea
Donorrhea of the mouth is a Republican ailment.
"Sliding into two" would help with the rhyme
When you sit down on the bench and your pants are super squenched trumporrhea, trumporrhea!
When you go to take the field and your butthole comes unsealed, trumporrhea trumporrhea
We used to sing that song in the car until my stepmom flew into a rage ….to be fair she was a humongous b
Yeah but nobody refers to it as base two, I think I would’ve gone more with something like “when you’re sliding into second with a smell most unpleasant”, or something.
DonTezuma's Revenge
I thought "MAHA Blast" was the official term?
I'm very glad that I decided to grow my own lettuce on a whim this year.
Turns out it's pretty easy to grow. I used a packet of Dollar Store seeds and have had the best lettuce of my life for the last 3 months (and still going):
https://www.almanac.com/plant/lettuce
Good idea! Ty
They literally shit themselves to death?
Dehydration + hot weather from climate change + poor water quality = ☠️
I’ll never buy a thing from Taylor farms again
I don't think it's an issue with one brand. There's a cyclosporiasis outbreak every year, just a smaller one. This year CDC is simply not tracking any of it and not removing products in time. I'm sure there are more infected brands than just Taylor Farms.
Exactly. Eating uncooked vegetables will soon be a thing of the past with no one watching our food supply.
Listeria is also dangerous and can affect way more than just vegetables. You also had food contaminated with lead in the US recently. When they finish dismantling CDC and stop tracking all outbreaks you will have to worry about pretty much all food.
Yeah, this has been a major concern of mine in addition to maybe 800 other things since November 2024. I miss being optimistic about the future.
Their conduct after the fact was unacceptable.
I didn't have deadly Diarrhea on my bingo card.
When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor