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View original on fedia.ioNo special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3
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What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?
A drummer.
A frog jumps into a Princess's lap and tells her that he's under a witch's spell. If she kisses him he'll turn into the world's best drummer.
She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.
'Why didn't you kiss me?'
'I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world's best drummer.'
whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.
That's going in the quiver.
Omg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke
As a drummer, can confirm.
I'm not sure about the last part. The world's best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.
Those guys make a very pretty penny.
But what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
These are great! Ty
always fascinating to see innocuous comments like this and a big fat "banned from community" label, then you check why and the user has been banned from like 10 communities for trolling.
it's like digital "bethesda environmental storytelling skeletons"
You'll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.
As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist
Oh noes, that would be horrible...
(Do you have a matrix, xmpp or signal account so I don't DM you per accident?) :3c
fascist, fascist and fascist.... yes.
Utter rubbish. They're acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.
So... do they get laid or not?
Better do a re-watch to catch this scene
bass literally the hottest instrument wtf
look i have nothing against bass, i just don't think we should give rights to fish. If that makes you want to call me a bassist then i can't stop you.