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sh.itjust.works

I once rescued a fallen (unable to fly yet) young starling from kitties and got them back in their nest, they were like 7g and often didn't feel like I was actually holding anything! We called them Houdini

I don't have any images due to a loss of data, so instead my partner to the rescue! Houdini --

here's a kiwi :3

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anarchist.nexus

hah i wish my cats were that light - my cuddle-monster loves placing his whole body straight across my keyboard, and he presses ALL the keys.

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TastyWheatreply
lemmy.world

Same! We just rescued a kitten from the shelter, she's 5 months old and every time I open my laptop she'll sit on it, and always somehow open calculator, enable airplane mode and then open several programs. And then search for yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3333333;;;;;; or something similar.

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Sorry, forgot the cat tax!

I am pretty sure you can deduct which of those two rascals is the one using my keyboard as a recreational sleeping spot.

But to even it out, the other one thought it would be a great idea this night to take advantage of me sleeping while making an attempt at standing on my throat with all 4 paws at once.

I was not sleeping afterwards, that i can assure you of lol

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You have failed the smolness test ^(you^ ^are^ ^too^ ^smol)^

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Smol = doesn't press keys

Bigg = Presses keys

Chonky = bends keyboard

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