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First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.

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Not with that knife! Look the serrations will get stuck and you won't get a clean stab, plus they are harder to sharpen. And a dull knife is a what knife little raccoons?

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A knife you get stabbed with, yes. Usually by yourself. Look at all these whoopsie doodles, I know what I ow dammit

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Knives are a good idea. Big fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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