ssaltnotsugar lemmy.worldFirst we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.8Reply
dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️ lemmy.worldNo, but I'll buy that Emerson CQC-8 off of you. Too bad it's half serrated, but they can't all be winners.5Reply
MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesNot with that knife! Look the serrations will get stuck and you won't get a clean stab, plus they are harder to sharpen. And a dull knife is a what knife little raccoons?5Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldA knife you get stabbed with, yes. Usually by yourself. Look at all these whoopsie doodles, I know what I ow dammit2Reply
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If I would do crimes for anyone, it would be a raccoon.
Jimothy requires a sacrifice.
Well sure lil' guy
First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.
No, but I'll buy that Emerson CQC-8 off of you. Too bad it's half serrated, but they can't all be winners.
For Jimothy! 🗡️
Only if they are war crimes
Rimworld it is, then
Not with that knife! Look the serrations will get stuck and you won't get a clean stab, plus they are harder to sharpen. And a dull knife is a what knife little raccoons?
sigh a dangerous knife
A knife you get stabbed with, yes. Usually by yourself. Look at all these whoopsie doodles, I know what I ow dammit
Always
Always down for some crime, RJ