lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTrack_Shovel POV: you're caught laying on the floor too longView original on slrpnk.net468Comments6Reply
MMacAttak8 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWhy else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.14Reply
Track_Shovel replyslrpnk.net2Hide 2 repliesI gave your mother's 🐱 the long pork that it's been craving last nite bb14Reply
Midnight Wolf replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyShe's dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.6Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldYou bury her, you freaking fuck. You're the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.4Reply
ppicklerick lemmy.mljust need to add 1 doggo and this is me irl. i just wanted to straighten out my back!6Reply
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Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
I gave your mother's 🐱 the long pork that it's been craving last nite bb
She's dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
You bury her, you freaking fuck. You're the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.
just need to add 1 doggo and this is me irl. i just wanted to straighten out my back!
It's still warm, we can sleep on it.