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Screaming obscenities at the AI customer service rep will get it to transfer you to a real person much faster than being polite to it will

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pawb.social

Telling it you're gonna kill yourself because its help was so bad also works! (at last with broadcom's AI, which is really annoying)

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thelemmy.club

Ooh I like that. I wonder if you could guilt trip one of these customer service AIs into lower your bill that way.

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Gaslight it into thinking it already agreed to lower your bill. At the very least you'll short circuit it into passing your call to real person.

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lemmy.ca

If you need ice, instead of buying ice cubes from the grocery store, you can put water in the freezer and wait!

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If you yell "representative" loudly and repeatedly in any government lobby you will recieve service much faster

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lemmy.ml

When you tie a shoe, you should always tie it clockwise and never counter-clockwise.
This has to do with Feng Shui as cosmic currents tend to run counter-clockwise,
thus strengthening the ties between yin and yang.

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Most farm gates do not have cameras and few farmers walk the entire fence everytime they let their animals graze

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You can curate your own feed of entertainment and information without any one platform and you can intentionally consume information and media.

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