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Funnily enough this reminds me of a couple years ago when someone sent me a picture of their rooster when they said they were going to send a cock pic

Honestly it was one damn good looking chicken and I'm happy that's what they sent me instead of a dick pic

Edit: Spleling

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You just reminded me of that weird catfish dm I got on instagram back when I still used that horrid platform.

Hi, I'm looking for the perfect match, paired with the pfp of an absolutely gorgeous woman

So I sent them a picture of an actual lit match and said: „This one is pretty good“

They never replied

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Sounds fun. I have some never dry clay, why not make one? It'd be beautiful.

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Lmao I didn't actually do it. I meant to say if someone was this obtuse with me 1 on 1 I'd respect their requests.

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