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Our city's mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk... But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.

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Yeah, everyone knows raccoons hate muskrats. They're nature's greatest enemies.

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lemmy.world

Hmm, where does this fascination come from—the fascination fascists have with watching sweaty, half-naked, hairy men wrestle with each other?

I wonder if it might have something to do with repressed feelings?

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Obireply
sopuli.xyz

Aren't these fighters usually shaved all over?

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I heard Nair is a sponsor. Baby pools filled with Nair. Big razor lost legitimacy at mach 5. Razors simply become unstable at hypersonic velocities

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True enough .... well... I'd say that hardly makes it any less homoerotic, tho .... which is, of course, totally fine.... just a little hypocritical if you're a follower of a homophobic ideology ....

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Slick, sweaty, lubed up hairless men locked in a desperate grapple; their muscles straining and heaving as they seek to dominate one another in a spectacle of colliding flesh.

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