Anyone else's eyes just glaze over anytime you see anything he's written? Or when he talks? Or is just on screen for more than .5 seconds? It's like my brain refuses to acknowledge anything from him or about him or else it risks brain damage.
Literally me when I was watching the election results and he won..somehow. I don't think I lasted more than a minute before my body was physically rejecting listening to him and I had to shut it off.
I don't get why gas prices haven't spiked yet. It's been months since the strait closed but gas prices have actually climbed down in LA. I routinely see prices under $5/gal when a while back it was creeping up to $6.
Oil is flowing like never before, thanks to the awesome Power of the United States Military. A special salute to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, and Commander of the United States Central Command, Admiral Brad Cooper. Because of them, and all members of the Most Powerful Military anywhere in the World, BY FAR, the Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran — and that is because of their lying, violent, malicious leadership, which is taking them down the path of TOTAL DESTRUCTION. We will therefore have a FULL Blockade, but only on Ships coming to and from Iranian ports, or carrying anything have to do with Iranian cargo. Based on highly productive conversations with Middle East leadership, I have decided to replace the 20% United States Reimbursement Fee with Trade and Investment Deals that the various Gulf States will be making into the United States. Those Investments will be MASSIVE but, at the same time, extraordinarily good for them, and their future. As everyone is aware, we have the largest Dollar Investment into the United States, of any Country in History, but these new Investments will make that Number even larger, and we will see Factories, Plants, and Equipment pour into the United States at Historic levels, which will create additional millions of High Paying AMERICAN Jobs! America is WINNING again, winning like never before. The days of Iran killing hundreds of thousands of people, including 52,000 protestors, are OVER and, most importantly, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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I only skimmed it to see if he had to shoehorn Biden or Obama into that rant
Dead protesters up to 52k huh?
Honestly I want to make a predictive model that tracks the timespan between claims and how much they grow.
Anyone else's eyes just glaze over anytime you see anything he's written? Or when he talks? Or is just on screen for more than .5 seconds? It's like my brain refuses to acknowledge anything from him or about him or else it risks brain damage.
I get physically ill if I have to listen to him speak for more than four seconds
You can make it 4 seconds? Nice humblebrag
Literally me when I was watching the election results and he won..somehow. I don't think I lasted more than a minute before my body was physically rejecting listening to him and I had to shut it off.
When he won somehow... Because the Dems caved and declared defeat at like 10pm on election night.
I cant stand the sight or sound of him. I will be partying on the day.
I have an expensive bottle of champagne to pop on that special day
Hi's not worth it, I'll celebrate with lukewarm tap water.
I got 2 sentences in. Anyone do any better?
He's hellbent on making this America's Winningest War since Vietnam, isn't he?
"Is that 'Oil' in the room with us now?"
Pfft are those "jobs" in the country with us now?
He's probably only referring to the job of those who are profiting of this shit.
Now every American can work three jobs at a time! Isn't that just great!
I ain't reading all that.
Now that trump said it, I'm starting to think our military actually isn't as strong as previously assumed.
Well, most of it has been given away to Israel so they can mass murder children.
Every time it says “ thank you for your attention to this matter” I think about bashing my head against the wall until my brains fall out
Same, but his head
I don't get why gas prices haven't spiked yet. It's been months since the strait closed but gas prices have actually climbed down in LA. I routinely see prices under $5/gal when a while back it was creeping up to $6.
Wile-e-coyote doesnt always notice he has run off the cliff at first.
https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_ending_stocks_of_crude_oil_in_the_strategic_petroleum_reserve
Plenty of stockpiles, and investors up until now expected Trump to either come up with a deal or chicken out.
Things might start changing now though.
Hmm. Looks like he used an em-dash.
That's typical for his age though.
It looks like Jared and Witkoff didn't proof read this one after they had Ai write it.
@realDonaldTrump Jul 14, 2026, 3:04 PM
This is a good place to get his truth social posts in case you ever need to verify if one is real or not https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/40038
The site looks like it was created by Defending Democracy Together, a Republican anti-Trump group, if you care.
Bro this community has no rules, hence anyone can post USA slop! I like how USA users think and reproduce slop all over.