This feels so "Not the Onion"-y.

Ugh crapnel is the worst.

Taco Bell - Make a run for the bathroom 😂🤣

Plague inc achievement unlocked. Blamed your virus' bacteria on taco bell.

Isn't that the usual Taco Bell experience?

I mean, if the cause of explosive diarrhea was going to be able to hide anywhere, it would be where explosive diarrhea is just expected.