"Gods tend to be more interested in prophets, not profits, a-ha."
There were some blank looks from his fellow directors.
"Didn't quite get that one, old chap," said Stowley.
"Prophets, I said, not profits," said Gilt. He waved his hand. "Don't worry yourselves, it will look better written down.
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Here lies Lester Moore
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Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Nice! Would this be a dad joke as well?
Possibly! Gonna crosspost it to [email protected] just to be sure!
as someone seeing this at night that image is creepy.
Nonbelievers are needed for an Apocalypse. Otherwise who should be punished? Prophets should rejoice.
god loves punishing the innocent, though, so that's really not a big problem for him.