*fewer

"Gods tend to be more interested in prophets, not profits, a-ha."
There were some blank looks from his fellow directors.
"Didn't quite get that one, old chap," said Stowley.
"Prophets, I said, not profits," said Gilt. He waved his hand. "Don't worry yourselves, it will look better written down.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Nice! Would this be a dad joke as well?

Nonbelievers are needed for an Apocalypse. Otherwise who should be punished? Prophets should rejoice.