lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyOriginEnergySux Good morningView original on lemmy.world211Comments33Reply
WWhoIzDisIz replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesI'm afraid to ask what "pro"-level numbers start at.7Reply
ssurewhynotlem replylemmy.worldThose are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter. The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.6Reply
Pavidus replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThat was my first thought. "9 is a world record? I haven't even trained and I bet I could do that."7Reply
ttacosanonymous replymander.xyzWhat a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.10Reply
DDigDoug lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.9Reply
WWhoIzDisIz replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesThe trick is to freeze them first so they don't melt before you can get them in.9Reply
WWhoIzDisIz replylemmy.today3Hide 3 repliesI think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?4Reply
magnetosphere fedia.io1Hide 1 replyWouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine? Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.4Reply
SnailMagnitude mander.xyzNot thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.3Reply
Kushan lemmy.worldA lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!3Reply
LLodespawn aussie.zoneWorld record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..3Reply
Lucidlethargy sh.itjust.worksThis is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.1Reply
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how tf does some amateur get front page?
I'm afraid to ask what "pro"-level numbers start at.
Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.
The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.
It's not a number, it's an eggplant.
That was my first thought. "9 is a world record? I haven't even trained and I bet I could do that."
I assume it's whole not crushed
IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!
Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023...
What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.
Wait! What?
I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.
And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible
... in a row?
Nice work.
The trick is to freeze them first so they don't melt before you can get them in.
That's a great idea!
This isn't a proper shitpost until they come back out.
This is the kind of news I'd like to wake up to in the morning!
Wrapped or unwrapped?
I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?
They only come in milk
But I like to come in dark chocolate!
Hazelnut.
This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe
Cool bum Luke.
Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?
Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.
Probably.
Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.
Finally some good news
A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!
World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..
I remember what it's like to share accommodation too.
This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.
Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.