mfw I woke up and Lindsey Graham didn't
"Why was he such a POS do you think?"
"The same reason he went to Mexico every year to suck the blood from goats. For kicks."
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hurry up mitch mcconnell
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale
unites the human race
[...]
No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Their own right hand the chain must shiver
Bound of hatred, greed and fear
Before the thief will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
mitch mcconnel sucked the life force out of lindsey. knew he was a lich, and Elaine chao suddenly appear by his beside in a photo op. somehow he still alive.
The alert on my phone woke me up, but the grogginess from sleep and the lack of my glasses caused my brain to read “Mitch McConnell has died”, so I sat up and was like, “I KNEW IT!”
So I grabbed my phone and put on my glasses, and saw that it was Lindsay Graham, and thought “Eh… almost as good”. Then I made myself some coffee.
You get notifications on your phone, out loud, while your sleeping, regarding politics?
alerts were going off for hours, even past when my sleep-mode switches off. there were, like, 10+ of them going all the way back to 2:35am
Because a senator died? How come that's so important to you?
Just curiousity not criticism
Edit: I was thinking of the wrong person
what are you talking about?
Oh I misremebered who lindsey graham was
I dont know anything about them then, so I dont know why they are a bad person
If you dont mind explaining...
Edit: though I am reading his wiki page as we speak and he already seems like a POS
I do, actually. I'm not here to educate you on who a pretty famous (and famously shitty) person happens to be, especially when you could very easily look up one of the literally thousands of articles dominating the news today. I suggest you educate yourself-- a habit I wish more people would practice.
I literally said im reading about him already
You couldve just said hes an anti LGBTQ+ rights
Instead you wrote a paragraph about me being uneducated
Im not from the US moron so im not obsessed with your politics to the point of being woken up in the night by news articles
Sorry I didnt reach the LGBTQ+ rights section of his wiki fast enough for you
Lastly I did not notice what community I was on, my mistake obviously
Well isn’t that an nice way to start the day!
In related news, a new public outhouse is soon opened.
Today shall be a good beer and a good joint day. When Mitch becomes "was" on Wikipedia it will be a champagne day :)
Oh shit, I’m about to roll a blunt. Rest in piss LG!
Cheers!
Same, hell yeah
Oh, A_Union_of_Kobolds. Zombies can't die. This is some sort of scam. If he were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the streets.
This post is how I found out 😆
It's hilarious that Joe Biden is giving eulogising statements about dead Republicans who are half his age and who complained about his oldness 😎
same lol it’s like how I learned about the queen dying all over again
Graham Cracker time is over!
I'm glad Lindsey Graham is dead. I'm sure Mitch McConnell will be next soon. It bugs me to no end that there is no karma and no justice for the horrors that these guys have contributed to the world. Fuck them and that all the ones coming after them.
He's 84. Chances are that he'll die anyway within a few years...
not if hes a lich.
Khamenei's death list -1 ?
Had a death note in his final hours XD
elaine quickly took lindsey soul and gave it to MITCH.
he probably just went to talk to Mitch
or mitch took his soul like a lich.
News so good I'm gonna eat a hotdog to celebrate.