Spyke

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

View original on sopuli.xyz

11 replies

Extra style points if you also go slip-n-slide after and do a penguin-style belly slide across the kitchen floor!

8

I had a dream last night that people started to sell sunblock in ketchup packets sized packets.

Then I tricked a school track meet into worshiping Satan.

8/10, the dream could have had more flying.

7

So you have acquired a donald trump temper tantrum kit.

6

I don't know what the plan is, but we'll be lucky to survive it.

4

You reached the end

Don't touch | Spyke