Hyundai classed this as a car, and as Hyundai is a car maker, I'm not going to argue with them.

I’m sure those tiny wheels in the back won’t get caught on your average pebble, nor wear out after 12 minutes of driving around.

What makes this a car exactly?

Oh God, why do I kinda like this? ^What^ ^is^ ^wrong^ ^with^ ^me?^