"What if we have an intimate and long lasting relationship for the bit?"

Yeah! It would be so funny!

You could hug me until I feel safe and happy again (as a joke), and I could kiss you tell you that you're perfect for me (as a joke ofc), and then we could fall asleep together contentedly (as a joke).

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

That would be hilarious

of course! 🥰😆

Wierd Al did it

There is no Joke, only Cuties!