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Dat README.md doe

I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

Dat README.md doe

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sh.itjust.works

Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.

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SuspiciousCarrot78 reply

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

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Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!

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wat

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SuspiciousCarrot78 reply

Infohazard, beratna

Except, fr fr!

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Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????

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SuspiciousCarrot78 reply

Basically, yes

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What is the?

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SuspiciousCarrot78 reply

Highlights:

"Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
"Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
"maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck

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Carighan Maconar reply

ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.

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What is it?

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