Instagram announced earlier this month that it will be rolling out a new paid subscription called Instagram Plus. For only $3.99 a month, users can access a slew of dismal new features, including the ability to “preview stories without appearing on the viewer list,” as the ads say. Other features include an option to shirk the burdens of online popularity by searching your story viewers for a specific person, instead of scrolling through all the names you don’t actually care about; insights into how many times people rewatched your story; and “story extend,” which allows you to set a story to expire in 48 hours as opposed to the usual 24, in case that special someone hasn’t viewed it yet.

For only $3.99 stalking just got easier.