Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid Help a girl out?View original on lemmy.world255Comments22Reply
Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.worksBest I can do is a free consultation to see how your guts are currently organized and do a preliminary reorganization test.14Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social"Let's move the colon to the larynx, the heart to the skull, and the small intestine below the large intestine."10Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.worldAccurate, but once again: that's not the nickname I prefer for my penis!4Reply
ppeopleproblems lemmy.worldSorry you're on your own. Someone already booked my gut displacement services for the entire weekend.7Reply
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Here you go:
Got some leftover Brasso from my time aboard ship!
That's, uh... Not the same thing
I mean, it depends on which end they were pumping from.
Now kith
Best I can do is a free consultation to see how your guts are currently organized and do a preliminary reorganization test.
Get a surgeon to do stomach surgery
"Let's move the colon to the larynx, the heart to the skull, and the small intestine below the large intestine."
I've got you:
tugs my
St Gumy
Accurate, but once again: that's not the nickname I prefer for my penis!
Sorry you're on your own. Someone already booked my gut displacement services for the entire weekend.
Eh. Sure I'm easy. Maybe a few shots first?
Get on that tinder, homie
I feel like you in particular might not.
promise?
Rude
No thanks, don't do druggies