Admit it, you've thought about it at the very least
Klemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyKeepthoseeyeslockedonmine Getting to know each otherAdmit it, you've thought about it at the very leastView original on lemmy.world224Comments17Reply
kkibblebits replyquokk.au1Hide 1 replyWhen someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?35Reply
LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesTurns out y'all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again23Reply
LORDSMEGMA replysh.itjust.worksOh yea, I can't blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.5Reply
Eternal192 anarchist.nexusMy wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple "are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can't aim it properly".10Reply
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They always fumble it though. No technique.
When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?
Helicopter!
Practice makes perfect.
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Turns out y'all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
They don't have as much practice as you and I.
Oh yea, I can't blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.
Bonk!
because you always miss the bowl
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This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
My wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple "are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can't aim it properly".
Just run the sink
She wants to touch your penis?
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