Cis male here. I have seen other people genitals in women's public bathrooms.
And there was a lot of crying and shouting.
But the diapers had to be changed no matter how much the baby complained and the only changing table was in the ladies and the friendly lady that checked for me before was way nicer about it than the baby itself.
eta: North Stands, Ivor Wynne Stadium (rip), Hamilton, ON...at halftime there'd be lineups at the sink as it was forced into use as a urinal bc poor planning....
Hey let's not labia shame. Some are tulips, some are horseshoes, and some are Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension -- the mere sight of which drives a man to madness.
Only time I ever saw anyone’s genitals in the bathroom was because I was fucking one of the strippers (my co-worker, I was never a stripper but in some places cocktail waitresses are close! Not the places I worked, I’m not -that- bold, but she had a good time :)
I don’t think it was a mistake, I was young and that’s the sort of wild thing I was told early adulthood was about. But she offered to reciprocate and made me realize I wasn’t really into it.
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Cis male here. I have seen other people genitals in women's public bathrooms.
And there was a lot of crying and shouting.
But the diapers had to be changed no matter how much the baby complained and the only changing table was in the ladies and the friendly lady that checked for me before was way nicer about it than the baby itself.
Fellow cis male dad, had to read till the third paragraph to realise I've been in the exact same situation before.
Meanwhile: piss troughs for men
Beware the side-eye!!!!
eta: North Stands, Ivor Wynne Stadium (rip), Hamilton, ON...at halftime there'd be lineups at the sink as it was forced into use as a urinal bc poor planning....
Once at a punk show, people started using the garbage can because the sinks were taken......
Better than the floor...
That's just peak efficiency.
Hey let's not labia shame. Some are tulips, some are horseshoes, and some are Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension -- the mere sight of which drives a man to madness.
The fact that's a dangling modifier is so perfect
My wife walked into the shared bathroom of her college dorm to find an entirely naked woman standing at a sink washing her pits and crotch.
College doesn't count, it's a real strange time.
Military shower. West point?
I could imagine Madonna doing that. Flappity flap.
Deep knowledge of Madonna have you, young Padawan.
Yakity flaps
My terry flaps
Only time I ever saw anyone’s genitals in the bathroom was because I was fucking one of the strippers (my co-worker, I was never a stripper but in some places cocktail waitresses are close! Not the places I worked, I’m not -that- bold, but she had a good time :)
I don’t think it was a mistake, I was young and that’s the sort of wild thing I was told early adulthood was about. But she offered to reciprocate and made me realize I wasn’t really into it.
“All My Flaps” could be a soap opera.
Blue waffle