"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
"..."
"did I not use 'Shit Brick' correctly, sir?"
Now I can only imagine that twist to be Picard taking the biggest shit of his life.
I cackled! :D
Don't let Porthos near that.
The real reason Scotty transported Porthos away.
Captain's privilege
"Nacho fries, sir."