"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
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"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
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"did I not use 'Shit Brick' correctly, sir?"
I cackled! :D
Now I can only imagine that twist to be Picard taking the biggest shit of his life.
Don't let Porthos near that.
The real reason Scotty transported Porthos away.
Captain's privilege
"Nacho fries, sir."