I'd love a spit roast, both doggy and on my back. I'd love to have one guy fuck me and cum on my pussy, then the next guy fuck me straight afterwards and add to it. And I'd also love to take a double facial.
For some reason, I find doggy style spitroasts much sexier than on your back. Maybe it's the eager cock crazed bobbing head as her pussy gets pounded so well? And of course, using the last man's cum as lube to make sure he has easy access to your pussy is just 👌
Being spitroasted is the best. Grindr guys are so flaky so it’s hard to get two to show up at the same time, but when one has a bro already lined up it’s like Christmas. So much fun having them take turns on each side.
First spitroast me, THEN I want to be lifted by my wrists by one and have him raise and lower me on the other who is holding my legs wide open. Then if one is big/long enough, I want one to use his hands and force my head onto the other's dick until I choke (and I can completely take an ~11" right now without much choking).
If you read anything on the internet about 'training' then you will almost certainly be reading bullshit. Nobody can hold something in that area of their throat and be perfectly fine about it without being a genetic freak (and the nerves just don't respond the same), or having such a large amount of trauma induced damage there that they have lost those nerves.
The trick is that there IS a particular time when your body doesn't mind having something solid/liquid in that space. The idea is that the throat works by splitting gasses from solids/liquids, and it has this neat little mechanism called the epiglottis that flaps over in a protective manner when you're swallowing. You swallow the dick, and the dick doesn't suddenly contact the open epiglottis and induce a lot of horrendous feelings. That also means the dick needs to be removed before you suddenly have a need to breathe and then suddenly the dick contacts the open epiglottis.
Larger sizes make things harder. My horse dick dildo is not anywhere near as easy as my tentacle dildo, for example, despite being shorter by an inch. The free-diving trick of taking a bunch of deep breaths to blow off as much carbon dioxide is also good, because it will delay that CO2 induced need to breathe for longer.
Pound the living crap outta my holes
I'd love a spit roast, both doggy and on my back. I'd love to have one guy fuck me and cum on my pussy, then the next guy fuck me straight afterwards and add to it. And I'd also love to take a double facial.
For some reason, I find doggy style spitroasts much sexier than on your back. Maybe it's the eager cock crazed bobbing head as her pussy gets pounded so well? And of course, using the last man's cum as lube to make sure he has easy access to your pussy is just 👌
Spitroasting comes to my mind, followed by a bukkake. Oh & I want a PROPER spitroast like my feet shouldn't touch the ground.
To get thoroughly savaged like you're a rag doll that they're intent on screwing the stuffing out of 🤭
I actually have experienced it, sure my body gets sore but I do get a good nights sleep. Plus screwing the stuffing out is putting it mildly.
Nothing quite as nice as a girls pussy cumming like crazy all around my cock while someone else is blowing their load down her throat 🥵
Mow my lawns, chop some firewood, rake leaves, weed the vegetable garden, clear spider webs from the eaves, walk the dog.
I've got everything else, but I'm having one helluva time figuring out what "weed the vegetable garden" is a euphamism for....
Well, such weeding is necessary to make sure those veggies have the room to grow to their full potential. Does this help?
Remove weeds.
I'm not sure you understand how euphamisms work. Or you're into some real kinky gardening.
I think they were actually talking about normal stuff, though I know what a "weed" would be in a sexual content.
Trimming bubic hair obviously hah.
EDIT: Oh, I finally understood what a bafoon I was.
Spit-roast me.
Being spitroasted is the best. Grindr guys are so flaky so it’s hard to get two to show up at the same time, but when one has a bro already lined up it’s like Christmas. So much fun having them take turns on each side.
First spitroast me, THEN I want to be lifted by my wrists by one and have him raise and lower me on the other who is holding my legs wide open. Then if one is big/long enough, I want one to use his hands and force my head onto the other's dick until I choke (and I can completely take an ~11" right now without much choking).
It's impressive that you can take a 11", I am jealous.
If you read anything on the internet about 'training' then you will almost certainly be reading bullshit. Nobody can hold something in that area of their throat and be perfectly fine about it without being a genetic freak (and the nerves just don't respond the same), or having such a large amount of trauma induced damage there that they have lost those nerves.
The trick is that there IS a particular time when your body doesn't mind having something solid/liquid in that space. The idea is that the throat works by splitting gasses from solids/liquids, and it has this neat little mechanism called the epiglottis that flaps over in a protective manner when you're swallowing. You swallow the dick, and the dick doesn't suddenly contact the open epiglottis and induce a lot of horrendous feelings. That also means the dick needs to be removed before you suddenly have a need to breathe and then suddenly the dick contacts the open epiglottis.
Larger sizes make things harder. My horse dick dildo is not anywhere near as easy as my tentacle dildo, for example, despite being shorter by an inch. The free-diving trick of taking a bunch of deep breaths to blow off as much carbon dioxide is also good, because it will delay that CO2 induced need to breathe for longer.