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Fortunately I'm accepting applications for a new sleep paralysis demon.

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I will. But I won't tell your family you requested it or give them any warning before the open casket funeral.

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oh, uh, so my plan is to be either cremated or composted, and then at the scattering my wife and favorite nephew have instructions to play "it's raining men, hallelujah" while it's raining me

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Every store I’ve ever been in that uses those merchandise racks has had this vibe.

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I wonder if it's related to the swamp booger.

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