New Jersey lawmaker missing since March set to return to work this month – but he still hasn’t revealed mystery illness
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Gotta be rehab
Is there rehab for goat molestation? He's definitely got that look.
Does the dude have Covid and doesn't want to admit it because much of his base thinks Covid was a hoax?
Or syphilis …
I hope at least HR has a valid doctor's note