Bootlickers: OMG Musk is a Trillionaire how amazing!

Me: Tax trillionaires out of existence

Bootlickers: lol you're so dumb for thinking he has a trillion dollars cash

Me: Oh, so he's not a trillionaire

Bootlickers: Yes, yes he is

Me: So for bragging rights, buying anything he wants, influencing elections, & controlling politicians—he's a trillionaire, but for accountability & taxation—he's not?

Bootlickers: Correct

Everyone: And that's why you're a bootlicker

Source: Qasim Rashid on Substack.