Hang on while I go pee on my neighbor's lawn. I'll let you know how it turns out

Governments screamed "claimed!" on every inch of land and a mile of sea, then dynamically decide how much money they want to make you fork over in order to exist on it. I fucking hate it. Very few places in the world allow someone to just walk over to a spot and build a home

haha my pee is stinkier, stinkier than yours! the land is now mine.

better real estate management than the current one, can't have absentee landlords

Positive side effect: people will make sure to stay hydrated.

Screams in Louisiana purchase