Big Tech boasted about AI's role in the Middle East War, yet all they delivered was failure.
“Furthermore, it has tailored functionality to support military planning workflows, report synthesis and generation, predictive analytics for logistics and sustainment, red-teaming analysis of adversary positioning, personnel management, and medical supply lines,” Stanley (Pentagon artificial intelligence chief) wrote.
“The Grok Gov Model offers features unique to XAI that are found in no other frontier AI model,” he added.
Prior to Iran, the US had also faced off against the Houthis & supplied the munitions for Gaza. Big Tech also boasted about how it would help there. All three of these have been military defeats. In one case, all the opponents are in a patch of land only 10 times the size of Central Park, and they still aren't defeated.
So what are we to make of all these hyperbolic claims for AI? Has Grok secretly gone rogue & wants Iran to win? That would make sense of what we are seeing.
Pentagon AI chief: Musk’s Grok chatbot used to launch thousands of missiles at Iran
Not true! It helped organize the Jira tickets so they could run the war efficiently, enabling hyperlocal deep-dive scrum workflow synergy partnership customer journeys to provide a maximum return on investment for the stakeholders. The impact of next-generation core competency in visible metrics was crucial to the ballpark estimation of sustainability, offering a quick win in logistics alignment retargeting, to move the needle in unpacking the incentivization ecosystem.
(This is satire, I should say, since it is getting awfully hard to tell these days.)
Fuck, maybe the US really did bomb that school.
Seriously? There was any question?