Spyke
0opsreply

I can't believe this is a real animal. I won't.

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muhybreply
programming.dev

They tried to eat fricking bike seat, man. Also I admire they even thought about giraffe. lol

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thelemmy.club

You don't know what that seat said about the birds mother! (Prob nothing, it's an inanimate object.)

The giraffe thing is just a kink, don't judge :).

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lemmy.ca

or a small/medium sized bird, or a rat, or anything that will fit really

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I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…

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Taleya
aussie.zone

Or a pigeon, capybara, giraffe or tasty human baby

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KSP Atlasreply
sopuli.xyz

pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth. put baby in pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good shape and support for baby neck weak of big baby head. apelican mouth yes a place for baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican.

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They will try to see if you fit as well, just shamelessly be like "oops, guess I can't swallow you, have a nice day then!" Waddles away

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I don't like that cartoon pelicans at always jolly and relaxed, whilst everything I have seen about them is that they are just massive assholes

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Or maybe a newborn human child.

Freind berd. Very nice and camfy.

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Damn, I kinda want a poster of that to hang in my bathroom, right across from the toilet.

And I definitely want a decent quality copy of the original pic lol

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Zier
fedia.io

looking deeper in that mouth is... concerning.

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That revelation is shared by pretty much everything that's had that sudden experience. Most of them lived, it would seem.

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