"Was that a tornado warning message?"
"Forget about it. Now as I was saying, when I shave my balls i always do the right one first, never the left, cause my nana once told me..."
I once had a date with someone who was more interested in making perfect Instagram photos than in having a conversation with me. She got angry when I said I was going home, as I felt the third wheel in her date with her phone.
What does checking your phone have to do with saying things you don't normally say? I want to be outraged by this shitpost but I am confused
Its a list of things, rather than a cause and effect I think
"Was that a tornado warning message?" "Forget about it. Now as I was saying, when I shave my balls i always do the right one first, never the left, cause my nana once told me..."
Its a shitpost, nothing take serious lol.
I once had a date with someone who was more interested in making perfect Instagram photos than in having a conversation with me. She got angry when I said I was going home, as I felt the third wheel in her date with her phone.
“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”