Spyke
Atelopus-zeteki
fedia.io

I too am willing, with advance payment of merely $299B, to completely resolve to never develop nukular weapons.

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SolacefromSilencereply
fedia.io

I'm offering a two for one deal, no nuclear development and I pinky promise not to interfere with ANY shipping in the straight of Hormuz.

I'm expecting the billions any day now...

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altphotoreply
lemmy.today

Nah, you guys are crazy! I'm offering no nukes, no biological weapons and you can pass the straight or the gay LGBTQ AI of Vermoose. All I'm asking for here is 12 billion in cash tax free. Cheap! C'mon!

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kossareply
feddit.org

I am offering the same, but I am willing to pay half of it as taxes. Then Trump can hire another hand-picked contractor to fuck up the pool from my tax billions.

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altphotoreply
lemmy.today

Same deal doubled but 2 thirds go to the ruling party as tribute. Again, no nukes. And each gets a gold watch and a blue patch from the reflecting pool made into a commemorate pin. If you have dementia it comes with your name and phone number. You might not know it's your name so there will be a reassuring message telling you that. "You might not know it's your name".

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iocase
lemmy.zip

The Onion's writers ever since Trump made their jobs impossible.

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stephan262
lemmy.world

For only $1B I'll open 'The Straight of Hormuz'. It will be either a gay bar or a gaming cafe.

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Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B | Spyke