Trump declares ‘oil down, stocks up’ as he signs Iran deal
Donald Trump signed the Iran peace deal at the Palace of Versailles, declaring: “Oil down, stocks up.”
The US president joined Masoud Pezeshkian, the president of Iran, in formally signing the memorandum of understanding on Wednesday, bringing an end to the war and kickstarting 60 days of further negotiations.
God damn, is every journalist a complete and utter dumbass? A MOU is not a peace deal assholes.
Calling it - not holding two weeks.
Assumptions:
Next up: making money on the stock market when it hits again.