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Trump declares ‘oil down, stocks up’ as he signs Iran deal

Donald Trump signed the Iran peace deal at the Palace of Versailles, declaring: “Oil down, stocks up.”

The US president joined Masoud Pezeshkian, the president of Iran, in formally signing the memorandum of understanding on Wednesday, bringing an end to the war and kickstarting 60 days of further negotiations.

God damn, is every journalist a complete and utter dumbass? A MOU is not a peace deal assholes.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/06/17/trump-iran-nuclear-peace-deal-usa/Open linkView original on lemmy.world

Calling it - not holding two weeks.

Assumptions:

  • Israel won't stop attacking
  • USA is not paying the 300B according to Trump. So who would pay?

Next up: making money on the stock market when it hits again.

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