Pictured is the head of a wide-eyed blond man with his tongue out. The panel starts with "HERBIE WILCOX." A middle panel states "HE'S THE LOCAL IDIOT. A TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD WHO LEFT HIS BRAIN IN KINDERGARTEN." A speech bubble indicates that Herbie says, "HIYA, DICK!!" HOWYA DOIN'? HUH? HOWYA DOIN'?" Another Speech bubble says, "CATCH ANY BAD GUYS? YOU'RE MY FAVORITE YOU KNOW. YESSIREE BOBBY. My FAVORITE!!" A narration at the bottom of the panel says "YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE A HIGH CALIBER DETECTIVE AND YOU'RE RUNNING LOW ON LEADS... YOU GO SEE HERBIE."