Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention | Four-ton Paige, brought in as surprise for attenders, made gushing debut after governor finished keynote speech
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The average elephant bladder holds 42 gallons! :D
That's a fun fact.
Well, they definitely got that! Rather symbolic surprise too!
Even an elephant knows when it's brought to a toilet, if only because it's surrounded by shit.
Trump did it again??
LOL
No surprise there. Abbott is, after all, a piss baby.
hey chat gpt, i need the republican elephant logo taking a piss on more Republican elephant logos, like the calvin and hobbes image co-opted by republicans in the early 00s but all elephants.
Ah fuck.
Chat, we might be cooked.
Why did you generate an ai picture of an elephant facing away, but at the same time pissing towards baby elephants. AI is disgusting.
Everybody knows the GOP is a shit show. The elephant was just keepin it on brand.
Circus mentality. in 2026.