Spyke
lemmy.zip

before watching marley and me: "hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let's watch it"

after: "FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT"

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This reminds me of when my Dad had me watch Old Yeller with him. We literally had a dog named Yeller that looked nearly identical and was the dad of my puppy. Needless to say I was a very traumatized 4 year old after watching it.

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lol i know that story and i'm not even clicking that link

the futurama take on that one wrecks me too

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I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer

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W98BSoDreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I just read the plot and, wow…..

Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

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lemmy.zip

dude, reading the plot doesn't convey the depression this movie gives rise to.

Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

no. "stop the movie before" nothing.

don't start the movie

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tomi000reply
lemmy.world

Why? Because it makes you sad? Isnt evoking strong emotions a quality of a good movie?

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that's true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there's enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse

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There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.

That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.

Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.

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sh.itjust.works

I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I'm just as depressive as that lot.

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Mr.Chewyreply
lemmy.world

As a slav myself, you basically already fullfill the requirements of being one, in case you want that is, it's optional of course

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sh.itjust.works

Nah, I'll stick with kinship. The vaguely depressive Redneck field is more than enough already, don't want to accidentally find out it's a stacking effect.

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Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit

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lemmy.ca

In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’d rather choose dog murder?

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"If your production doesn't result in at least a few dead dogs, can you really say you even produced anything?" - Owen Wilson

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