My father always said we don't need buttholes, but he was full of shit.

Why pay for them when you can get them for free?

Just get a bunch of random people really really mad and one of them are bound to be the type to rip you a new asshole!

I just went with one extra for the curious, two buttholes seemed like plenty to manage

Get one added to your elbow! People keep telling me I'm as useful as one so they must be pretty useful.

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