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dubvee.org

If it's as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to 'the warp core is mid-breach'.

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lemmy.ca

They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

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You know, now that it's being discussed... with all the LCD screens in a modern car, it should show you the problem already instead of that bullshit light.

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The "check dilithium chamber" light has been on since Starbase 34.

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Geordi: It's nothing to worry about really, Data. If we were on the original NCC-1701, this would be a bigger deal, but on modern models like ours, we can probably safely ignore this for a while.

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The ship has been rearranged in design with both warp core engines aimed in two different angles for maximum efficiency.

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If it's anything like my vehicle, they forgot to securely tighten the gas dilithium cap after refueling.

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"... and for some reason the ODB 2 connector is under your console on the bridge, Data. You have to take the ashtray out to get to it." - Geordie, probably

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