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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.netYa mama looks like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose suckin dirt outta socks Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop Ya mama root n toot, stole my loot and my suit She may got the muscles, but no she's not cute, she's not pretty Oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with kool aid just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute Ridin on a horse drinkin whiskey out a boot She got the wings and the teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden leg with real feet3
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Ya mama looks like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose suckin dirt outta socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root n toot, stole my loot and my suit
She may got the muscles, but no she's not cute, she's not pretty
Oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with kool aid just for the kiddies
On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whiskey out a boot
She got the wings and the teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden leg with real feet