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tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your NamebyAlbbi

Do you know how many dilithium crystals are wasted being polite to the computer?

Top Left: "Hot chocolate, please."

Top Right "We, uh, we don't ordinarily say 'please' to food dispensers around here."

Middle Left: "Well, since it's listed as intelligent circuitry, why not?"

Middle Right: "For someone who just arrived, you certainly don't understand how much extra power is required to process those please and thank yous"

Bottom Left: "Have I been talking too much?"

Bottom Right: "Yes, cut it out"


Proceeds to introduce herself to Picard in an unforgettable way.

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lemmy.zip

it's always the hair that dates the show, regardless of how "futuristic" anything else is

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lordnikonreply
lemmy.world

Watching 80s and 90s fashion being worn by kids today. Shows me these hairstyles always come back around.

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Waiting for eye pupil removal surgery to come back from the 1930's. That Little Orphan Annie comic caused a lot of ocular dysmorphia in its day.

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ttrpg.network

Yeah we made a machine that burns a million miles of rainforest and drains a lake of drinking water every time you use it, and we're forcing everyone to use it, but you're the wasteful one for saying slightly more to it.

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The show already addressed that one too. They called it the crystalline entity.

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I'm terribly sorry, but politeness is just part of who I am, jerkass!

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