I'm choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it's like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol
Seriously. There's a few things I miss about being in the office - being able to just draw something on a whiteboard in a room with people is immensely convenient and some people are just bad at communicating any way that isn't face-to-face, but god damn it's preferable for pretty much every other reason...
Ugh, sympathies. The pile of tea mugs on my desk that I've been putting off dealing with is starting to reach a height that could be life-threatening should it ever collapse on me...
And you totally should! It's surprisingly fulfilling to give back to communities you enjoy. Even if you're not taking your clothes off while you do it.
Thank you! they came out looking -really- nice in this photo. Like I know its vain but damn girl.
When I don't have a photographer I use either my Gorillapod (which is what I did here) or I exploit the joint hypermobility in ways that get me yelled at by my physical therapist. Really love that gorillapod tho, had that thing for ~10 years and it's still holding up.
In theory yeah, but you wouldn't believe what a moodkiller it is to ask your partner to reduce your shoulder mid-fucking. That first meaty pop and the boner just vanishes...
🎶 "the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I take smoking hot nudes on company time" 🎶
🎶 "Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickle - that's why I sit here and play with my pickle!" 🎶
Is it technically wage theft if the wages you're "stealing" are your own? 🤔🤔 The Luigi in me says "no" lol
Yeah, I think technically it's just employee theft, but I'm a little bit unclear on the distinction between that and embezzlement...
I'm choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it's like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol
Working from home is just the best, isn't it?
Dude it's so great. Unfortunately fuels the anti-social tendencies, but man besides slowly going feral there are 0 downsides...
If taking hot pics is your form of feral, I'm going with 0 downsides total!
But I get what you mean on the antisocial tendencies. I'd rather be home. And naked.
What a gorgeous innie! And a fantastic body.
Thank you! The appreciation I get here is what gets me through the dumpster goblin whine session that is my evening workout routine...
Well you made my evening a lot more enjoyable so thank you for sharing your gorgeous pussy.
Hahaha, I'm glad it was appreciated!
If you had posted this a few hours sooner, I could have also got paid to look at them.
The sexiest wage theft!
I wish more companies would adopt work from home instead of forcing in-office attendance!
Seriously. There's a few things I miss about being in the office - being able to just draw something on a whiteboard in a room with people is immensely convenient and some people are just bad at communicating any way that isn't face-to-face, but god damn it's preferable for pretty much every other reason...
Fighting our capitalist overlords one nude at a time! 😆
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"Bearded warlock" sounds suspiciously like the name of my hypothetical "Mirror Mirror" style arch nemesis...
This appears in /all, and Of all the things, I feel that this is a really cheap shot, because being a scientist only makes you hotter 😖
I was neither planning horny, nor expecting to see a favorite Lemmy user like this 😯
LMAO hey, how's it going?
Yeah, originally I was gonna have a separate account for being an e-thot but then I was too lazy. Welcome to the other side of being a big lemmy nerd!
I work fast, but chores pile up faster 🫤
Anyway, I should find a community to post in, seeing people salivate over you IS fun!
Ugh, sympathies. The pile of tea mugs on my desk that I've been putting off dealing with is starting to reach a height that could be life-threatening should it ever collapse on me...
And you totally should! It's surprisingly fulfilling to give back to communities you enjoy. Even if you're not taking your clothes off while you do it.
Stunning! 🤩
Thank you!
Beautiful! 😍
Mmhh, I am glad I found my favorite goth girl again... still showing off her amazingly sexy body in so many different and creative ways. Keep going!
That body of yours is looking absolutely stunning
I love your hips in this!
By the way: do you use a tripod or is there some sort of out-of-frame gymnastics going on?
Thank you! they came out looking -really- nice in this photo. Like I know its vain but damn girl.
When I don't have a photographer I use either my Gorillapod (which is what I did here) or I exploit the joint hypermobility in ways that get me yelled at by my physical therapist. Really love that gorillapod tho, had that thing for ~10 years and it's still holding up.
Come to think of it "Do things that would get you yelled at by a physical therapist" is pretty good advice for most things sex-related. :D
In theory yeah, but you wouldn't believe what a moodkiller it is to ask your partner to reduce your shoulder mid-fucking. That first meaty pop and the boner just vanishes...
Would you prefer if he got harder? ^^
To be fair, it'd open up a whole lot of weird positions if he at least didn't mind doing it.
Imagining your appointment with your therapist, with them just giving an exasperated sigh and a 'you found someone into it didn't you'.
Also if you did find someone into it, for all our sakes I hope they'd also be up for taking some pictures of said positions!
I've been so good about not doing suspension while my joints are so messed up, but damn the temptation is real
frisky times at work are the best times
Hotndamn, anything else you want to be paid to take? 🙂
I wouldn't complain if someone was paying me to take my CompTIA+ certs. God those are tedious...
(I saw that! And really, I prefer to think of myself less as land and more of a cuntinent)
Human resources ould like a word with you. I am human resources. The word is "mommy~"