lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyfleebleneeble Are ya?I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.View original on reddthat.com169Comments27
HHeHoXa replylemmy.zipSure you are! The digestive system is always operating. Most commonly poop isn't coming out the whole time we're on the toilet to poop. If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out. Therefore, we are always pooping. We're just not always on the toilet. Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩6
JoeBigelow lemmy.caI'm fucking trying but I'm having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn's9
DDisasterTransport replystartrek.websiteI checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can't offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one. 2
bbackalleycoyote lemmy.todayTechnically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.6
Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.ukAccording to my very particular standards, you're a good husband. Buy flowers.2
What else would I be doing?
Hell yeah
Peeping
not currently
Why not?
Sure you are!
Therefore, we are always pooping. We're just not always on the toilet.
Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩
Let's go!
I'm fucking trying but I'm having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn's
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can't offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.
Sure am. I feel called out!
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
...Yes
Gotta stop.
Ass start hurting 😢
Fuck man, I'm trying to
I am also trying to fuck man
Good luck to you
Soon.
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
I sure am tryin'
Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy
Yes
Currently, yes
Yes I am!
Me too!
According to my very particular standards, you're a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Yes