Of course not. Because it was... it was ...

We may use military force

the president’s statements should not have been taken seriously.

I mean, in retrospect it was obvious, it was all a distraction from the trump-epstein files, but fuuuuuuck you

Nah, fuck that. Saying shit has consequences Puzder, you boot licking shithead.

"it was just a joke"-ing your diplomacy deserves all of hate

This guy's word is worth nothing.

Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.

Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

Ok, so stepsis, wouldn't it be totally wrong if we would... Like... Kiss right now? Hahaha joke... Right? No, I was only joking hahaha, I'm just trying to distract you from the Epstein files. Unless... I mean... If you're into it... We could... Hahaha joke roflmao

Trump totally wanted Greenland. It appears he was also super-eager to invade Iran, and needed just a little nudge from MBS and Netanyahu (though mostly from Jared Kushner).

we've always been at war with eastasia

greenland, cuba, iran, venezuela, ICE raids are all epstein distractions. even his falling asleep like a child getting in trouble is one.