HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:
MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!
AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!
HEY THERE BROTHER I REALLY LIKED YOUR MEME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING CURSE WORDS BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO GET REALLY MAD IF SHE SEES THIS ON MY PHONE AROOO
HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:
MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!
AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!
AROOOOOOOOOOOO
AMEN BROTHER, LET'S CRANK OUR HOGS FOR THE LORD
THATS SOME DAMN FINE LITURGY BROTHER. AROOOOO
HEY THERE BROTHER I REALLY LIKED YOUR MEME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING CURSE WORDS BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO GET REALLY MAD IF SHE SEES THIS ON MY PHONE AROOO
YOUR'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE OUT HERE WITH ALL THESE RILED MFERS CRANKIN AND HOWLIN WHAT?
HELL YEAH BROTHER THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT HERE IN THE PACK
CRANK THAT MFER LIKE YOU MEAN IT SON
IMMA NEED YOU TO SPEAK UP MFER, CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CRANKING OF MY HOG
ARRRROOOOOO
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